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[–] GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I always think of Bill Burr talking about home invasions, and he's like if you need one just get a pea shooter. You don't need an automatic weapon that will shoot a hole through the perp, your daughters room, and your neighbors dog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLTWW_yEG4

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

That's why all these home invasion victims are getting gun charges. Then of course, police know home invasions are rarely not targeted because of some criminal activity.