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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Homeowner: Entrenched with lord knows how much ammo, as much as they can store, and knows their house's layout and choke points.

Attacker(s): Only brought what they can carry. Likely 1-2 mags each. Fog of war in an unknown house.

Place your bets now ladies and gentlemen.

[–] LyingCake@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Yippie ki-yay.