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[–] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And yet you keep claiming water isn't wet.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Naa I'm claiming that you're suggesting that it's a monsoon when it's more like a mist.

[–] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And for the record I'm not suggesting anything. I'm giving you facts and sources. Which you respond to with nothing more than a dismissal of avoidable death and violence as not important. It's pretty weird honestly.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I gave facts, you provided a survey.

[–] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Peer reviewed journals articles are not "a survey". That's the highest standard of proof we have. You're been repeatedly demonstrated false and just stick your head in the sand. I'm out as that this point seems like bad faith argument.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Data from a US mortality follow-back survey were analyzed to determine whether having a firearm in the home increases the risk of a violent death in the home and whether risk varies by storage practice, type of gun, or number of guns in the home.

[–] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tell that to the 46000 victims a year Alex Jones.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of which 2/3rds are suicides...which would be preventable if we had single payer in this country, but instead of using the political capital on that, the anti-2a groups burn it on a topic that doesn't have nearly the support that they think it does.

[–] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

False dichotomy

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Says the guy who's entire argument is from anti-2a propaganda...