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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You also pull up your pants before washing your hands. If I were a germophobe, I’d be terrified of the two spots I grab to pull my pants up after pooping.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

I sure hope people aren’t going to the sink with their pants still around their ankles

[–] chamomile@furry.engineer 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Finger 2 & 3: poop.
Fingers 1, 4 & 5: trousers.

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are... are you getting poop on your pants???

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you getting poop on your hands? I’m not, but I still wash my hands after.

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

okay but my hands go near my butthole when I wipe. the sides of my pants aren't anywhere neat that? I'm confused why a germaphobe would care

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hands go near butthole. Hands now unclean. Unwashed hands grab sides of pants. Pants now unclean. Wash hands. Pants still unclean.