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Are you being ripped off? Good luck! (media.piefed.world)

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Use a bidet. A single roll lasts me several months. It's mostly for spot checks on days where I've had especially greasy meals.

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bidet gang rise up.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think you've got the pressure too high...

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Like a pressure washer.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Nah, real connoisseurs use a goose's neck.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you use, like, a blow drier too on your ass? because leaving moisture in your recently shitty ass crack sounds like a bad idea.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No that's why you wipe after. To remove the moisture. The bidet removed the poop.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just can't wrap my head around this being hygienic or a good idea unless the order was for some reason Wipe, Bidet, Wipe again.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would you need to wipe before using the Bidet?

Do you how how they work?

You can't get a stream of water dirty.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I literally just picture a pressured stream of water directed at the anus to remove poo poo particles, and disagree that water can't get dirty or make things messier. Maybe if soap got involved I wouldn't have the same hesitation.