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Anon sees through the lies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Isn’t this the plot of Idiocracy?

[–] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's a major plot point. Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator, has been put into almost everything in place of water ("water, like from the toiler?") And consequently kills the crops.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

How the fuck would it even do that? It's got what plants crave.

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 days ago

It's got electrolytes