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[โ€“] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm laughing while I'm crying, that is exactly the middle-aged physique I dread but that's where I am too. The bloated abdomen, the spindly limbs, the fat face. Ugh. Can't any of these tiny-brained rich fools work on anti aging and life extension already?

Can't any of these tiny-brained rich fools work on anti aging and life extension already?

Best we can do is Peter Thiel drinking people's blood like a vampire.