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submitted 2 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] vestigeofgreen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't imagine even the skinniest fit and thinnest 100% cotton denim fabric to mold to the legs enough to differentiate between toned and untoned calf muscles. I can't even imagine the new 98% cotton, 2% elastane jeans to be that tight.

I can only conclude OOP's definition of toned leg ∨ definition of jeans differ significantly from mine.

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

You're thinking calf and I'm thinking muscular thighs. You can definitely see the difference in tight, stretchy jeans.