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Anon travels overseas (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah sure... The long-standing obesity rates in southern states has nothing to do with butter being the baseline sauce on everything

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

It probably has to do with margarine being the base ingredient for butter.
<insert that weird 90s auntie video of margarine butter recipe>

Oh and also, the choice to inhale tobacco smoke(and make others do so) in your free time, rather than exercise the muscles near fatty regions.