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Anon gets a pay raise (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It's not for "no reason" buddy. How else is my landlord and their family gonna eat if I don't put food on their table?

And they deserve the very best, and they know I definitely can't afford to buy that for them (as much as I would love to), which is why they kindly and cleverly have put together a grassroots community effort and in a way "crowdfunded" their own lavish lifestyle by purchasing literally dozens of properties and jacking up the rent every year by hundreds of dollars a month. It's all a community thing!

They live in a mansion. I've seen their house. They have a fucking pool.