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Don't do this in the US. Too many folks with guns who want to be the guy who takes out the first zombie demon
Years ago I saw this video of a guy with a disability where his legs had grown essentially backwards, so his gait looked, let's say "non-standard." It's rare, but it happens. He lived somewhere in Latin America and the video was him getting body painted like a demon and the popping out of alleys and around corners, chasing people. Everyone, adults and kids, lost their minds with fear. I can't find the video, but temping the first half of fight or flight like that seems like a bad idea.
My favorite is the dude who dresses in a skin tight green suit, and ding-dong ditches hotel rooms. He stands at the end of a long hallway, and when they open the door he runs at them in a similar posture to this video. They freak the fuck out and to back in their rooms. But it's only gonna take one of them not being able to get their key card to work before he gets punted square in the upside down teeth. Lol