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This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it's good to be prepared for all circumstances.
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Why, uh, why do you need to stop your neighbor from having something nice too?
Have you met my neighbor?
I've met all neighbors. I am the God of neighbors. Yours is actual above the standard level of neighborliness, but not greater than a standard deviation.
I would not trust either neighbor with this power
Because he is my neighbour, Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford..