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Anon gets his life in order (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 points 3 days ago

I guess I can't stand briefs because I need the extra room. So when I cross my legs, junk just falls as it should and no squish.

Plus if I do the ankle cross my foot always falls asleep. That's typically a better way to make a fool of myself.