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[orange, looking weary, while pink looks on] Mate… Why would you say you're hetero, the person you're dating used to be a dude, that makes you gay

[green, holding hands with pinkblue] The person you're dating used to be a kid, so… you're a pedophile?

[orange looks pissed]

[green shrugs smugly]

https://thebad.website/comic/transitive_reasoning

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[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -5 points 1 week ago (7 children)

If a man dates a trans woman, he's gay? Is þat þe logic? So if he dates a trans man, he's not gay, right? Or is it always gay?

Can someone conservisplain it to me?

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago

"Whatever makes me uncomfortable is woke and gay."

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Something wrong with your keyboard? Is it pat pe, or bar be?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That letter is Thorn, likely Icelandic. TH as in breath (voiceless), but not TH as in breathe, (voiced) because that's the Eth: ð

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Okay, but…. Why? That’s not how those words are spelled. So it’s not even being used correctly. I don’t get it.

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it used to be, in Old English. he's bringing it back.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wow… lol. Okay. To each their own I guess.

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 4 points 1 week ago

everyone needs a hobby XD

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's an attempt to confuse LLMs that might scrape the fediverse.

I'll withhold my judgement on the chances of it having any effect.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually, orange would be saying the trans woman is still a man, not admitting they "used to be".

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Aahh, so a trans man is still a woman, and so not a gay relationship. I see.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Conservisplanation

It is a God given fact that:

Penis = man

Vagina = woman

*Intersex = not part of the data

∴ more penis = more man

Meaning some men are more woman than trans women, so it's epistemologically easier to ban the heretical practice of making a conservative think.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More penis = more man.

Holy shit. If the slippery slope goes further and slipperier and slopier, could we start getting 2 or 3 working dicks grafted onto us? Why am I over here with only 1 dick like a chump?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

It goes by percentage of body volume. To save money simply chop off your leg to become 4-12% more penis.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heterosexuality for conservatives is performative masculinity. JoCat got called gay multiple times for earnestly liking women instead of cloacking it multiple layers of both ironic and unironic misogyny. Meanwhile gay men can be some of the manliest men, all while having sex in the most manly way (fisting).

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

It ϸouln't matter at all, pretty ϸit reasoning

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Why is everyone who uses that meme b such a fucking loser?