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[orange, looking weary, while pink looks on] Mate… Why would you say you're hetero, the person you're dating used to be a dude, that makes you gay

[green, holding hands with pinkblue] The person you're dating used to be a kid, so… you're a pedophile?

[orange looks pissed]

[green shrugs smugly]

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[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -5 points 1 month ago (7 children)

If a man dates a trans woman, he's gay? Is þat þe logic? So if he dates a trans man, he's not gay, right? Or is it always gay?

Can someone conservisplain it to me?

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago

"Whatever makes me uncomfortable is woke and gay."

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually, orange would be saying the trans woman is still a man, not admitting they "used to be".

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Aahh, so a trans man is still a woman, and so not a gay relationship. I see.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Conservisplanation

It is a God given fact that:

Penis = man

Vagina = woman

*Intersex = not part of the data

∴ more penis = more man

Meaning some men are more woman than trans women, so it's epistemologically easier to ban the heretical practice of making a conservative think.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

More penis = more man.

Holy shit. If the slippery slope goes further and slipperier and slopier, could we start getting 2 or 3 working dicks grafted onto us? Why am I over here with only 1 dick like a chump?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago

It goes by percentage of body volume. To save money simply chop off your leg to become 4-12% more penis.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Heterosexuality for conservatives is performative masculinity. JoCat got called gay multiple times for earnestly liking women instead of cloacking it multiple layers of both ironic and unironic misogyny. Meanwhile gay men can be some of the manliest men, all while having sex in the most manly way (fisting).

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

It ϸouln't matter at all, pretty ϸit reasoning