Title text:
The statue should be in the likeness of whatever sculptor posted the sculpting tool repair video that was most helpful during the installation of the statue.
Transcript:
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3163/
Free video tutorials are often three times the length they need to be because you have to watch someone umm and uhh and undo through something you're trying to learn for the first time.