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The statue should be in the likeness of whatever sculptor posted the sculpting tool repair video that was most helpful during the installation of the statue.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3163/
You too can be a statue candidate by not fearing the screwdriver
Or destroy the thing because you don't know where to put yo' hands
A risk we all have to face from time to time