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ICE Asked to Pause Operations for Halloween So Children Can Trick or Treat (www.newsweek.com)

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Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has reportedly requested that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and senior ICE officials suspend immigration enforcement operations in Chicago for Halloween.

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[–] exu@feditown.com 93 points 1 week ago (5 children)

But that's the perfect opportunity to round up all the neighborhood children /s

[–] zd9@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Get rid of the /s and add "brown" in front of children that's their actual plan.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't want to accidentally grab a white kid in blackface /s

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Oh that's dark.

Bravo

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