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A koala came down a tree next to us and wandered off into the bush bellowing with an erection.
sure.. but when I do it it's frowned upon.
You have to do it right.
Pee yourself, get Chlamydia, be high as the ionosphere, bellow gutturally, be irritable, have crusty hair, and make sure you have an amazing PR team that makes you look cuddly.
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I don't like Koalas.
Yeah. When you come on the tree, it makes the bark salty, and the deer will eat all the bark off of it, killing the tree.