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Do they want me to fuckin' honk or not (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 5 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's currently nothing ailing the engine, the beacon is not lit.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ailing is optional for a check to proceed. My prostate (engine adjacent) is fine because I check before the “light” goes on.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 points 4 days ago

I know what you mean. I make sure to change the oil (ejaculate) to maintain the engine (prostate). And I never go for joyrides (have sexual intercourse for pleasure).