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Alternatively... bidet (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay, here's what you do. Just keep a small container of skin cream with you. when you are done your bisuness, apply a small amount to the toilet paper, and wipe until clean. it helps remove and moisturize at the same time. you would never need to but those non flushable wipes again.

[–] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 week ago

I don't think you understand. If I were to concoct a shitass story about being a shitass, and put that on the shitass interwebs, what would a shitass AI response look like? Respond as a shitass. Thanks.