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[โ€“] ooterness@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that "two-thirds of the people left behind, each in one piece" or "two-thirds of the scattered remains of each victim"? Because those are very different problems.

[โ€“] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Two thirds, either by volume or weight. We guarantee the lesser of the two but strive to exceed both!