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[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

How about folks just come to terms with death instead? Yeah, you're not special, you're gonna die too. Deal with it and move on.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes but can I have their money? I can't promise I'll try to revive them. But I'll take the money and dispose of... Actually I don't need any body parts, just the money.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

We could flog the body to the guys that test explosives. This happened to someone who thought they were donating a body to medical research.