Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Beef Stroking Off: Beef Stroganoff flavored lubricant (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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The slogan "Meat meets meat"

Probably one of the grossest thoughts I've had this week. It makes me thing about Smosh's Beef 'n Go video from 16 years ago.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There exists lube that's supposed to smell like cum. I don't see why there isn't a market for one that tastes like a microwave dinner.

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

I am disgisted, horrified, bamboozled, and intrigued.

what are those names, what horrible design, what a weird premise. I want some... for research purposes, I assure you. I want to horrify other people with this cursed knowledge.