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[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 169 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Vibrators are fine but when I whip out the premium™️ silicone vagina / asshole combo with a high speed self lubricating vortex cervix and the 36GG BIG TIDDY™️ attachment with Alexa integration I’m ruining he mood 🙄

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

with Alexa integration

"I'm about to cum... Alexa play Despacito"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You misspelled El Sonidito.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And they kick you out of the Walmart!

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's because you aren't using the cum collection tray attachment, it's a game changer trust me

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 18 points 2 days ago

This thread is insane 😂

[–] wellheh@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Her name's Alexa, so that's one way to think of it.

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 21 points 3 days ago

vortex cervix

🤌🤌🤌

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

"Alexa, I'm close!"