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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago (11 children)
[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Squirrels are not typically considered a vector for rabies. They can have surprisingly bad attitudes and can do some damage to you though.

Source: I handled over 200 squirrels this month. 🐿️

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Good to know. Squirrel is just a dick.

[–] JustRalph@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

So you saying they handled 200... what.

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