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Johnson & Johnson deeply regrets skipping last protection payment to the Trump regime (www.betootaadvocate.com)

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A pharmaceutical company formerly owned by Johnson & Johnson is reportedly sorely regretting missing their latest ‘protection money’ payments to the Trump administration, after US President Donald Trump today announced a supposed link between Tylenol (acetaminophen) use during pregnancy, and autism.

Despite numerous studies disputing such a connection, Trump has gone on record saying, “They are strongly recommending that women limit Tylenol use during pregnancy unless medically necessary,” effectively advising pregnant women to avoid Tylenol at all costs. [...]

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Because Trump can't pronounce acetaminophen