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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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submitted 4 months ago by klu9@piefed.social to c/LeopardsAteMyFace@lemmy.ca

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[–] RePsyche@lemmy.world 65 points 4 months ago (2 children)

“was believed to have been shot.” But was he really? I mean, don’t carotid arteries just sort of spontaneously pop, now and then?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 months ago

Fuck, I HOPE they don't!

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Houston diet will do that to you