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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon goes home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fake: Anon has an idyllic homelife

Gay: Anon is emotionally well-adjusted

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to be emotionally well-adjusted?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The adjustment knob is on your prostate

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't have to be gay to do that. Just get a buttplug and watch titties on the screen.