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ChatGPT Never Disappoints (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@piefed.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't leave us hanging.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 6 points 3 weeks ago

One commenter posted their recounting of a conversation they had with GPT3 that includes "[o3 is stunned]" and "Me: [smiles] Yeah, maybe. But at least I won't be unoriginal."

Others posted:

I think GPT's talking like this for at least 2 weeks, I'm actually scared what lies and delusions he told me and I believed completely

Better late than never I suppose. I genuinely hope this person figures something out here

Always good to cross reference the answers by asking the question again in a different way

Motherfucker cross reference it SOMEWHERE ELSE

I’m an attorney and I write everything myself first. When I’m finished I’ll paste it into ChatGPT and ask for its opinion and if anything is unclear.

Your clients deserve better than this

I have a few friends IRL who use chatgpt for therapy because 'it helps me understand things better than any human therapist I've ever had.'

Please actually help your friends

[In response to someone posting their extensive system prompt that aims to get GPT to stop being to sycophantic] Thank you so much for this. It straightened out a lot of crappy advice it was giving me about my upcoming graduation and career change.

[In response to someone saying that GPT should not be used for "strategic planning" in business] You just input the data needed. It's a computer. It takes your inputs and will do as it's told. You could map out an entire advertising campaign if you give it enough data to analyze. It can even find holes.

And of course about a quarter of the comments are just long strings of people imitating (or directly copying responses from) GPT in the same tone, and several more are along the lines of "well pet rocks sold and also an artist once taped a banana to a wall for six million"