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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just shoot them in the face?

[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's no reason wizard hats can't shield the face from bullets. In fact, in the later books there might be a hat that does basically that IIRC.

Besides which, wizard hats have wide brims. And they have scarves.

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

In the face. Where there is no cloth. Also, just shoot them with a shotgun. That's gonna hurt like hell and bruise the shit out of them if the threads manage to stop the bullets.

Just keep shooting at it until it dies. Doom advice.