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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 97 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The one on the right saying 'would' absolutely makes it.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

'Sorry, i have to kill you in a messier way now' while revealing the fact they're absolutely ripped.

To which the goblin responds 'would'[fuck with that in a sexual manner]