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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 22 points 3 weeks ago

Their calculation was American kids are too dumb to know what a philosopher is, but they can strip an AR-15 blindfold.