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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Also kinda weird it was just these two platforms. Browsing through the Switch 2 store the other day, I saw a few porn games on there, too. One of which was literally about the "step sister stuck in the washing machine" meme.

  1. It's Nintendo FFS; it's wild they even let such games on their store regardless of outside influence.

  2. Incest.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorting by new on the eshop shows a surprising number of slop games.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago

Quite a contrast to the Nintendo Seal of Quality that is largely responsible for saving the video games industry after the crash in '82.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

omg so much shovelware and cheapest porn

i expected that the Nintendo eShop would be more curated, but this is no better than other stores - no, it's even worse, because parents fully have the same expectation that i had before seeing that, and many will just hand a nintendo device over to the kid without checking.

and 70$ for cyberpunk 2077 - it's a new console, not a new game ffs.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also can't tell if it's running on the device natively or if it's streamed. The store lists it as a "cloud version" and every single game with that label is something very new and with very high fidelity graphics that I can't believe run natively on the Switch 2.

[–] kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Not sure where you're seeing cloud version, that's not showing up on my store. Regardless, cyberpunk runs natively

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

It's Nintendo FF

That's the point; the washing machine and the step brother are a metaphor for Nintendo, the step sister for their customers.

Incest

No, no, it's metaphorical criticism.