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"The dragon was the best part of the original trilogy. I can't wait to see the dragons they come up with for the sequels." and when they imply that the story is not so dragon-heavy, pretend you don't believe them and keep talking about how awesome the dragons are going to be.
If they try to explain what a trilogy is, explain to them that "trilogy" is the first part of a story.
If you're still together by the end of Return of the King, state that is was the worst Dungeons and Dragons movie you've ever seen on account of the lack of dragons.
Well, the Balrog is indeed a cheap copy of Smaug