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I attach raw chicken to my phone and let the racoons be my digital eyes for a few. They get fed, I get plausible deniability, and only a mild case of conjunctivitis!
Honestly, the real answer is to dress up like ICE and then be dicks to crows. Trump's SS won't be able to operate in your city for years!
Aww, but then I gotta be a dick to crows and I like the small army of two that I've amassed thus far! Even if they wouldn't know, I would know!
That's okay, then you dress as yourself and be super nice to crows. It evens out.
We have much to learn of your wisdom!