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[–] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 122 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Why don’t people want to hang out with me?”

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"My only friends are people on my payroll."

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 month ago

"People don't want to hang out with me unless I pay them"

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, there is no shortage of sadistic people like this who bond together just fine.