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[โ€“] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 1 day ago (9 children)

If you didn't sleep with an investor yet, u're cooked

We had dinner, talked then went to sleep (had my own bed ๐Ÿ˜Ž)

He is subtle-ly playing into the wordgame that he had sex with her, but really just stayed over overnight.

[โ€“] CluckN@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Had my own bed implies they slept alone.

[โ€“] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Yes but they were insinuating until that sentence. It was a way to grab the reader's attention so they would keep reading.

[โ€“] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They just met in the previous sentence. It sounds weird to "grab the attention" by holding some kind of sexual implication for a single sentence.

Instead, I read it as a thankfulnes of the hospitality. If I were to crash at some strangers place, I wouldn't be surprised if I was to sleep on the couch or sone improvised solution. Getting an actual bed for a crash night sounds like a good sign of hospitality.

[โ€“] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They began leading on the audience immediately with the very first click bait-y sentence.

[โ€“] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

Ah, I stand corrected. Yeah, that makes it look bad.

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