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Obviously satire, dozy wankers
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If you don't want someone to sit beside you, sit on the window seat then eagerly look at everyone walking past and pat the seat beside you. Nobody wants to sit beside that guy.
Or if you don't want to do the eager look thing just sit there picking your nose and examining what you dredge out.
This works 98% of the time. When it doesn't, oh boy! You're in for an "interesting" conversation!
Use at your own risk!