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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 87 points 5 days ago (22 children)

There’s a free space by the window. But someone’s already sitting in the aisle seat, avoiding eye contact at all costs.You’re left with an awkward decision, do you ask them to budge up?

It is not awkward at all. Tell him to move his backpack (if there is one) and sit there.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I just move in and put my crotch in his face and then say "sorry" and people usually move the bag.

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