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[โ€“] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 116 points 4 days ago (25 children)

"Easy to Use". I certainly hope so, it's a fucking spray bottle. What's the hard to use option? Waiting until a new moon to summon Ba-Kok, God of Chickens to ask for a stay of cannibalism?

[โ€“] GreenCrunch@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

It's serious business. The paperwork is a nightmare though. The rich farmers have lawyers to file the appropriate writs, petitions, and incantations to stay the cannibalism. For those without the money, going before Ba-Kok can be intimidating and challenging.

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