Witches VS Patriarchy

InB4 a herd of boys gets here to say:

"This is OUTRAGEOUS! How DARE you speak of us like that?! If I were god-emperor of Lemmy, I'd crush you in an instant! Then there would be peace and fairness in the land."

and

"I'm no sophist, but I guess every woman thinks that all men should be slaves, huh? I'm just asking honest questions."

and

"Look, I think women should have the freedom to agree with me; I'm as progressive as the next guy! But... don't you think this whole 'autonomous thinking' nonsense has gone a bit too far?"

and

"It's divisive comments like this which prove that women alone started the Cold War and are solely responsible for all modern conflicts of today. This wouldn't happen if we men got to be in charge for a change. I just want equality!"

and

"Who is Humor? I've never heard of him. However, this 'Sam Stein' female must be another one of them radicals. I better unnecessarily tell WitchesVsPatriarchy that they're wrong for allowing this post to get to /all!"