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Little Anon goes on a field trip (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 19 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 35 points 10 hours ago

Went to pee, but could not unlock the stall door after. I was and still am too socially awkward to call for help. So I climbed over the top of the wall into the next cabin and walked out. Nobody ever noticed. Legends say the door is still locked to this day and whoever can open it shall be crowned as king.