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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Little Anon goes on a field trip (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 92 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I got abandoned at a pumpkin patch when I was in 1st grade :(

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Were you raised by the pumpkins?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And were they racist pumpkins?

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago

Are you one of them now? Did they eventually accept you?