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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would cut his head off with a butter knife. Then I would go home, cook myself a steak dinner, and a salad. Sign into my computer. Wack off. And then go to sleep and wake up the next day like nothing happened.