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Anon finally gets a gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 189 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Take the opportunity to grow up and leave a bad habit behind. Then find a new girlfriend who will respect your boundaries and won’t fuck with your computer.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yea, Windows has had (real) separate user logins since XP (well, NT3.51,but no consumer used that).

No one gets my password, I'll create a separate account for you.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is Lemmy, you find that anon and tell them they need to be using GNU/Linux!

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 22 points 10 months ago

Or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux!

[–] diolma@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You'll be too busy deleting bloat from your Arch installation to have time for a girlfriend. Problem solved.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

or time for shitposting, so yet another problem solved!

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 10 months ago

NT 4.0 and Windows 2000 both had real logins, and they both had workstation versions.