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The person disappering meme. It has the caption: "Users when you call them 30 seconds after they sent in a critical ticket with no information (this will come up in the quaterly survey."
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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You open a ticket with all the information you can provide. The ticketing system sends you an email confirming what you've sent.
IT: "What is thing.file?"
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Send them exactly what you put in the ticket body again.
I've decided that's a stall tactic. It's like asking you to pull forward so they can get you fresh fries.
They don't want or need to know if you have version 2.13.45 or 2.13.52 installed, they're bouncing it back to you to game the metrics. The faster you answer their stupid question, the dumber said questions get because they have all of the relevant information already.
Ever notice how they only ask one question at a time? Why not ask all 4 or 5 at once?
I used to ask all of my questions at once. The overworked folks would only ever answer the first one. So... One at a time it is.
This is the way