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What's the success rate? Oh yeah, over 95%. Get outta here
Xcom players: nah. Fuck that
I feel this in my bones...
...unlike the Muton who just Neo'd his way through 4 overwatches.
5% is way too high of a chance of getting permanent chronic dry eyes.
Go look at horror stories on the dry eyes subreddit and take note of the people considering a permanent solution.
meaning around 1 in 20 people who do it end up facing consequences? that sounds like quite a lot actually, at least when its about longterm health.
A little less so when the main consequence 1/20 people face is something like dry eyes.
You've clearly never dealt with dry eyes.
Or halos, which are just a little annoying