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submitted 11 months ago by jacaw@sh.itjust.works to c/main@sh.itjust.works

If so, was it polled somewhere?

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[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 months ago

Looks like your shift is over soon, Ivan. Maybe you can get back to your favorite pastime of stacking river rocks, or would your regime not even allow that?

[-] somename@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

You’re really regurgitating Cold War tropes huh

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

The only thing I’m regurgitating is your dads cum

[-] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago
[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

^ That’s me after being scratched by your dad’s sharp dick. We were both liberals before that, but you know what they say, “jerk off a liberal and a fascist cums”

[-] axont@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

we all love a nice pointy dick. i remember the good old days at the dick sharpening factory

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nobody wants to have a sharp dick anymore :( now it’s all about testicle milking factories

[-] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago
[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Is that supposed to be me? Real mature. Admin of the year over here claiming I’m having a breakdown. I’ll show you a breakdown. Your dads car is gonna have thousands of dollars in damages and I’m going to convince him you did it while lashing out against your stepmom

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

Yup. That's you having a breakdown alright.

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

And who are you? One of Carcosa’s friends? I told them to let me know when they were having company over! Their father is going to give them a stern talking to, hopefully taking away their Nintendo (that’s what I call their gaming PC, I know it’s not a Nintendo, it just pisses them off and I’m a sadist, don’t tell them!)

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

The more verbose the more funny I always say.

[-] boboblaw@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Verbosity is the soul of wit.

[-] lesbiankirby@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Did someone tell a joke? Tell me! I’m quite the comedy fan! That Dan Nainan is quite the card. His joke about the Samsung galaxy s7, HILARIOUS! And Tom Myers truly is the king of comedy!

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Please tell me a chatbot wrote thiscringe

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

you don't have a life, do you

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

You had infinite directions to maneuver and you picked the only one that perfectly identifies you with the emote lmao

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