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Ideas for programming rizz? (i.imgur.com)

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[-] axce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 10 months ago

Debian too!

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 31 points 10 months ago

Deb & Ian

[-] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Holy shit I never knew.

[-] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not a happy ending. Better than reiserfs, though.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 10 months ago

What's the story behind Reiserfs?

[-] Cupcake1972@mander.xyz 11 points 10 months ago

Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 10 months ago

Goddamn, I didn't see that coming

(poor taste joke)

~~I guess she won't be reising from the dead~~

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel.

[-] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

Deborah*

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 1 points 9 months ago

"Debra"

Deb is short for both spellings.

[-] larvyde@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

and MySql, believe it or not

(well, it's his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one)

[-] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 10 months ago

Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql?

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 10 points 10 months ago

At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in "MySQL" (my sequel) would be "my child", but... nope "My" is literally his daughter's name

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[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

And we can’t forget MariaDB

[-] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

There's also a MaxDB named after his son, guy's a genius.

[-] locuester@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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