That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.
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A photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...
that's too long to hold a fart
Seriously. Just prick the swollen part with a sharp needle, it will let out a toot and be good as new.
Just in case there's impressionable minds in the comments, do not do this. Also don't eat Tide pods.
Good ol' flame toots.